Monday, August 18, 2008

*bangs head on desk*

I have seen a lot of stupid shit in political campaigns, particularly the current US presidential election, but this might be the worst fucking thing ever.

Campaign Cola Welcomes You
Welcome to Campaign Cola, the one and only website where you can vote for your candidate by purchasing their bottle of cola, regardless of age or residency. Campaign Cola wants YOU to run with the little guy, create some change and cast your vote early for the 2008 presidential election.

There’s no limit to how many times you can vote, here at Jones you can buy your candidate’s way to victory! Votes will be tallied every 15 minutes so be sure to check back periodically to see who is deemed the true people’s champ.

What might be most astonishing is that Ron Paul is in second place. What is close behind is that there is real political analysis on the site if you look for it. It's not much, and it's hardly comprehensive, but it's more informative than FOX News.

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