I'm linking this review so that no one will pay to see this movie.
If you're like me, you want to see it just because you like doing things that annoy yourself, which is a disturbing trait. However, I implore you to wait. Weeks, nay, days after this movie is in theatres, there'll be pirated shit on the 'net.
Get your blood pressure up for free. Don't support these wingnuts.